Posted by: Crystal | October 29, 2009

Optometry Jokes

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Everyone needs a good laugh now and then. Here are a few of the funnier (a.ka. cheesy) jokes I have come across. 

 Optician- “Your glasses will be here in two weeks.”
patient- “Well I would say see you later but that’s a lie and don’t want to make a spectacle of myself.”

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
I still have no idear

One day an optometrist died and went to heaven. He was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gate. St. Peter told the optometrist that, in order to get into heaven, he had to answer only one question. But St. Peter added that this question should be really easy, given that the guy had been an optometrist.Read More

The optometrist agrees, somewhat confused.

St. Peter then says, “OK, here it is… which one really IS better, one or two?”

Feel free to comment on this post to add your own.

 

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  1. Those are real knee slappers, Crystal.


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